Ten Commandments for Bosses

Never start Work first thing in the morning — secretaries prefer a rush in the late afternoon.

Please walk up and down the room when dictating.  Secretaries can then understand what is said more distinctly.

Please chew gum while dictating as this assists pronunciation.

Lower your voice when dictating names of people and places and in no circumstances spell them to the secretary. Secretaries are bound to come up with the correct spelling as they know the name of every person, place and firm in the world.

When a secretary asks you to repeat a dictated word, please shout it as loudly as possible Secretaries find this very gentlemanly.  Alternatively, do not repeat the word as secretaries have second sight and it will probably come to them.

Should a secretary be too busy to take down dictation, write letters with a blunt pencil, held, in the left hand.  Incorrect spellings, abbreviations, balloons, arrows and other doodles are very helpful to the secretary.

Should a letter require alteration after it has be typed, score the word heavily through about three times a write the correct word beside it, using the same blunt pencil as in 6 above.

Should work be required urgently (most unusual) the scene is aided if you rush in at 30 second intervals to see if is done.

If a secretary is making a tricky alteration which requires concentration and precision, stand over her, breathing heavily while she does it.

Dictation times should always be during the lunch break and any time between 4.30 p.m. and 5.30 p.m.

 

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